Thursday, April 23, 2009
You'll find somebody else
I said we're through and the begging started. The "I can do better", the "I'll do ANYTHING".
If this had been a woman she would have promised a three way with her hot sister/roommate/cousin/mother. She would have promised to serve burgers and beer to a group of friends gathered for a football game and provided lap dancers at half time.
ANYTHING!!!
But it wasn't a woman.
It was a credit card.
"We have points, better interest rates, did I say BETTER? I meant LOWER! No annual fee. Roadside service! ANYTHING!!!!"
Sorry dude, I just paid you off. That means I paid you to go away like the high priced parasite whore you are.
"But......."
*clik*
// posted by sinner @ 8:11 AM 
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Poor credit person, must suck to have that job right now
that being said... LLAMAS! :D
Or are they Alpacas? Either way, *Happy face*
that being said... LLAMAS! :D
Or are they Alpacas? Either way, *Happy face*
Haha! Brilliant! And so satisfying, isn't it? Particularly given the crazy high interest rates the credit card companies are charging despite the fact the prime rates are so low.
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