Monday, September 15, 2008
So I go to the doctor and try to put what I'm feeling or have felt into words.
tight bungee cords
rubber straps
rusty hinges
dull
sharp
immobilizing
9 on a scale to 10
So he asks me for the number of this dominatrix I'm seeing and if she's taking on any new clients right now.
Then he tells me to go over to another clinic an x-ray of my hip to see if I'm in the beginning stages of arthritis.
tight bungee cords
rubber straps
rusty hinges
dull
sharp
immobilizing
9 on a scale to 10
So he asks me for the number of this dominatrix I'm seeing and if she's taking on any new clients right now.
Then he tells me to go over to another clinic an x-ray of my hip to see if I'm in the beginning stages of arthritis.
// posted by sinner @ 10:57 AM 
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