Thursday, June 19, 2008

We have been unable to place your order for delivery on the
requested date. Please provide us with an alternate delivery
date. Please call us at 800-822-XXXX or reply to this email.

Thank you.

This is the email I received today at 4PM from the online florist. That means it was 5PM in Arizona. The funeral is tomorrow morning at 10AM. I called, they said they could get the flowers there by then.

Just great

I also responded by email.

you're joking, right? you email me at 4PM on the day the flowers were supposed to be there? I called the number and the lady told me that you could have them at the church by 10AM tomorrow.

This is my uncle's funeral. You want me to believe that you could do something in a couple of hours tomorrow that you couldn't do all day today. I hope you can pull it off. My mother will be there. If she doesn't see those flowers you'll be crediting my card with a full refund.

Comments:
If she doesn't see those flowers you'll be crediting my card with a full refund.

I'd also add a size(your shoe size here)insereted directly into your ass.
 
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