Zona

I don't mind if you don't mind kiddo

I was working at the Ballentine Pier in Vancouver last Saturday. The place was jammed with people waiting to get on an Alaska cruise.

I had to pee.

I go to the bathroom and all the urinals are occupied by guys doing what guys do at urinals. All the stalls were occupied with guys doing what guys do in stalls. All the sinks were occupied with guys doing what guys do at sinks. And in the middle of it all was a girl mopping the floor.

I shit you not.

It was surreal.

She left before my turn at the stall but it wouldn't have mattered to me.