Friday, May 09, 2008

Holland America Life Boat Drill

Cruise ship season began in earnest this week in Vancouver. Today was very busy because the inexpensive early season cruises really bring the "double wide" crowd out en mass.

Hee Haw fans from all over left rover chained to a tree so they could stand in buffet lines and complain that the budweiser in cans sold out in the first hours of the sailing. Stateroom bathtubs are half full of ice as people hoarded the remaining cheap beer.

A near riot erupted when the plaid shorts wearing mob discovered that there were no 50 cent chips or penny slots in the casino.

Oh god knows how I HATE cruise ship passengers.

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