Zona

Yet another instance in which my kids are under order to put a bullet in my brain.

I saw an individual with a cammo "trucker" hat with one word embroidered on the front.

BEER

If the kids aren't around and any of YOU see me wearing such a hat, please, feel free to blast away with your hand gun.

Thank you

For those of you who don't know the other cases...

Me wearing any of the following,

Black socks with shorts
Wrap around senior citizen sunglasses
A blue tooth phone attachment in my ear
A kiss the cook BBQ apron
Socks with sandals
A Speedo
A puka shell necklace

That's all I can think of right now.