Wednesday, November 14, 2007

One Liners

I heard a song on the radio yesterday called Alcohol and Ass by a band named Hell Yeah.

I pulled up to the guard shack at the visitors parking lot at Brigham Young University and the girl asked me if I was a visitor. I stroked the two week + growth on my face and said, "oh yeah, they won't let me stay with this".

My sister almost pissed herself when I told her my idea for scariest halloween costume competitions in Utah. I would send two teenage boys in as a same sex couple.

I think, Dan, that you and I should live out your idea. But we'd have to amend it slightly. We could be lesbians next 31st October. What do you think?
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