Zona

Alright. Lemme give this a go.

1. I want a bedroom with no windows.
2. I have very few friends and NO close friends.
3. I will always feel a little guilty that I spent the evening of 9/11 at a blackjack table winning $800.
4. I will always feel odd that I was seated next to, and enjoying the time, with a man from the middle east.
5. I've got it better than I deserve and I'm lucky that I haven't managed to completely fuck it up.
6. I was a missionary for a religion that I never believed in. Though that sounds hypocritical it remains the best thing I ever did.
7. I'm happiest when I'm alone.
8. I tire while driving in the day but can drive all night with no problem. In fact, I prefer driving at night.
9. I don't like to drink so I very rarely do. I hate beer, and wine.
10. I love cigars.
11. I believe, really believe, that I will win the lottery one day.
12. I cannot stand for the water from the shower to hit me directly in the face.
13. I do not own any cologne.
14. I prefer college sports to pro sports.
15. I can't hold a grudge.
16. Briefs
17. It surprises me that, at my age, I still get pimples.
18. If I'm your friend I tend to be very generous and lots of times it makes me feel like a sap.
19. I'm way too selfish.
20. I'm way too lazy.
21. I have fallen in love with many women and I married the second woman who fell in love with me.
22. I will always wonder about the first.
23. If YOU could have interviewed both women extensively and recommended one to me to be my wife I know it would be the one I married.
24. But your recommendation would have pushed me to the other.
25. None of our children were planned.
26. Green is my favorite crayon.
27. I'm a very agressive driver.
28. I get away with it because I'm also a very GOOD driver.
29. People in my family read my blog. Otherwise this list would have been finished by now.
30. I worry too much about links.
31. I have to keep telling myself that I'm writing for babies who can't read yet to keep myself from deleting this blog.
32. I pretty much hate my job these days but there's nowhere else I could make this kinda money and get the benefits.
33. I believe that the terrorists have won the "war on terror".
34. I drink anywhere from 2-8 cokes a day and most times have my first before 6AM and have been known to go to bed with my last.
35. I don't like eggplant or tripe or celery or liver.
36. Avocado is my favorite fruit.
37. I want to eat MORE meat.
38. Apple pie a la mode is my favorite dessert.
39. I almost never drink water.
40. Mexican, Chinese, American, Sushi, Italian. In that order.
41. I love to fish but haven't in years.
42. The celebrity I've met that impressed me most was Joanna Krupa.
43. The least, Bill Murray.
44. I almost registered to vote as a Communist Worker but opted for "none". The commie joke probably would have kept me from getting my government job.
45. I think I would be a good President of the United States but even if I had 10 times the money it would cost, I wouldn't spend a dime on a campaign.
46. My favorite swear word is Pendejo. (pen DAY ho) It means pubic hair but is used as an insult.
47. My favorite sound is rain hitting the roof at night.
48. My least favorite sound is a lawn mower when i'm trying to sleep.
49. If I could do anything other than what I do (and make the same money at least) I would teach high school history class.
50. What do I want to hear from St Peter when I get to the pearly gates? God would like to say he's sorry for what he allowed your baby sister go through in her life.
51. Of course, he would then tell me that I'm not allowed in but I would still be satisfied.
52. I want a tattoo but will have to wait until my dies to get one.
53. I wish I knew how to skate.
54. Remember how I told you I'm going to win the lottery? I will buy condos in Miami, London, Las Vegas, Canmore, and Santiago. Except Canmore would have an SUV.
55. A Jaguar and a hybrid will be parked at each one.
56. I would buy a warehouse in a major city and set up my killer dream photo studio/home there.
57. All I would do the rest of my days is golf and take pictures.
58. My birthday party would become the event of the year for all of you.
59. I just finished second in an online poker tourney. (play money)
60. I started this list two days ago. Only 40 more to go.
61. When I go to my favorite fast food places I always have the same thing.
62. I am proud to be American and when I travel I don't want to be treated like I make all my country's decisions.
63. I absolutely hate anybody who feels I should inconvenience myself merely for the sake of their convenience.
64. I have two grandchildren so far and I tremble when I think how their lives will be when they are my age.
65. If you are happy and aren't hurting anybody, I am happy for and with you.
66. As long as it is consentual and everybody (or anything) is of legal age, I don't care who you have sex with.
67. I wear 38-32 pants
68. I only wear two colors of socks. White and black.
69. I can't remember the last time I wore a suit.
70. I hate weddings and funerals equaly
71. Jackie Childs was my favorite Seinfeld character closely followed by Sue Ellen Mishkee.
72. I love to eat twinkies in one bite because it drives my wife crazy.
73. Kate Winslett could have her way with me in the back of any New York taxi.
74. I would jump naked into any Los Angeles dumpster with Jane Leeves.
75. Britney Spears would get back on track with me in her life if I were available.
76. I do twice as much in half the time as many of my coworkers and yet receive no recognition.
77. I am the oldest child of my parents but the second of my father and the third of my mother.
78. I did not know that until I was 12 or 13 even though I was raised with a half brother and a half sister.
79. I did not know how one of them felt about it until I was in my 40's.
80. I probably won't ever know how the other one felt.
81. I don't put flowers on my father's grave. I put golf balls on it. Golf balls I used to make good shots or play good rounds.
82. The only gun I have ever owned was an old shotgun. One day I will buy another shotgun but I will probably never buy a hand gun.
83. I never chew gum.
84. The top five people I want to meet.
Joni Mitchell
Queen Elizabeth
Fidel Castro
Keith Olbermann
Matt Groening
But I fear that i would either freeze or make a fool of myself.
85. I wish I had gone to college and gotten a degree.
86. Another of my post lottery win activities? 50 golf courses in 50 states in 50 weeks.
87. I dream in color and black and white.
88. I have dream reruns. Sometimes several times.
89. I believe that dreams have no significance other than an idle brain entertaining itself.
90. I drink milk at dinner most of the time.
91. I love apple juice and fruit loops but neither like me.
92. I hate pears, papayas, and eggplant.
93. I rarely go to parties because I'm both bored and boring.
94. I used to be an expert Space Alien, Pac Man, and Galaga player.
95. I love billiards and bowling but I'm below average at both.
96. I wish I would have taken better care of my teeth.
97. I believe my body shape is more genetic than diet.
98. If I could go back a choose where to grow up it would be Brooklyn.
99. Maine is the place I've been where I most want to return. Calais to be more specific.
100. Pigs and chickens are my favorite animals.

I finished this on 09/27. Five days after I started.