Sunday, May 13, 2007
I had a porno movie dream the other night.
There was a "strip joint" where you could take the dancer into a private room. There were big picture windows where anybody could watch the action from a big patio. The bouncers were always busy chasing kids who snuck in to see. I was there with four friends and not doing much of anything until I saw a BEAUTIFUL woman. Dreamy eyes. Large breasts and just a very squeezable body.
There was only one minor problem.
She was a space alien.
What she had in common with earth girls is that she politely declined my offers of physical activity. It was because she was a space alien. I stepped out somewhere and garnered enough courage to make an agressive move when I got back and she grabbed my arms with a kung foo grip and shoved me away. I looked at my buddies and said, "let me guess, superhuman strength too?" and they all nodded.
Not long after that I noticed that the space alien love of my life looked like she was getting a headache. A man in a lab coat suddenly appeared and explained to us that our atmosphere was draining their strength. We all smiled and took each space girl by the hand and lead them towards the direction of the private room. My girl had the cutest look of resignation to her fate on her face.
Halfway down the hallway I awoke.
I thought about emailing some real porn director with my idea but I would bet that it's been done.
There was a "strip joint" where you could take the dancer into a private room. There were big picture windows where anybody could watch the action from a big patio. The bouncers were always busy chasing kids who snuck in to see. I was there with four friends and not doing much of anything until I saw a BEAUTIFUL woman. Dreamy eyes. Large breasts and just a very squeezable body.
There was only one minor problem.
She was a space alien.
What she had in common with earth girls is that she politely declined my offers of physical activity. It was because she was a space alien. I stepped out somewhere and garnered enough courage to make an agressive move when I got back and she grabbed my arms with a kung foo grip and shoved me away. I looked at my buddies and said, "let me guess, superhuman strength too?" and they all nodded.
Not long after that I noticed that the space alien love of my life looked like she was getting a headache. A man in a lab coat suddenly appeared and explained to us that our atmosphere was draining their strength. We all smiled and took each space girl by the hand and lead them towards the direction of the private room. My girl had the cutest look of resignation to her fate on her face.
Halfway down the hallway I awoke.
I thought about emailing some real porn director with my idea but I would bet that it's been done.
// posted by sinner @ 4:22 PM 
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