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An attractive young woman with way too much perfume, bad perfume at that, came up to me today. She was flying to Seattle. Why? She was going to see the Mariners play the Yankees tonight. That was last week says I. No says she. The schedule says the Mariners play the Yankees tonight at 7:05. That was last week says I. I was there. Got the pictures. No, says she. The schedule says they play the Yankees tonight.

Okay says I. Have a good time. Off she goes.

I get on the Mariners site. The good news for the young woman is that the Mariners play tonight in Seattle. 7:05PM. The bad part is that the Yankees are going to be disguised as the San Diego Padres.