Zona

1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
Can I get away with not shaving?

2. How much cash do you have on you?
Nothing right now

3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR?"
Bore

4. Favorite planet?
Earth

5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile telephone?
I have no mobile phone

6. What is your favourite ring tone on your mobile telephone?
See answer to #5

7. What shirt are you wearing?
Just a plain white t-shirt

8. Do you "label" yourself?
Married, fat, 48 year-old. Keeps me grounded

9. Name the brand of the shoes you're currently wearing?
I'm not wearing any shoes.

10. Bright or dark room?
Medium

11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
Minge is fabulous

12. What does your watch look like?
Like a black and silver Bulova

13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
Sleeping

14. What did your last text message you received on your cell say?
Ahem (pointing up) #5

15. Where is your nearest 7-11?
About a mile and a half

16. What's a word that you say a lot?
Hello

17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
My daughter

18. Last furry thing you touched?
My grandaughter's head

19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
One if you count caffeine

20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
Zero. Gone digital

21. Favorite age you have been so far?
20

22. Your worst enemy?
Lex Luthor

23. What is your current desktop picture?
Me and the grandkids. Scroll down and you'll see it

24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
Night night

25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly what would it be?
$$$

26. Do you like someone?
Several ones

27. The last song you listened to?
Part one from The Way Up by Pat Metheny

28. What time of day were you born?
6:04 PM MST

29. What's your favorite number?
1

30. Where did you live in 1987?
Tucson, AZ

31. Are you jealous of anyone?
Yes

32. Is anyone jealous of you?
I hope so

33. Where were you when 9/11 happened?
Aruba. We watched on TV and then they closed down the airport (where I was working) and I went back to the hotel. I watched more TV until I couldn't watch anymore. Then I went to dinner. About 8PM I walked into a casino with $40. I walked out at 4AM with $840. I won most of it playing blackjack at a table with four women and a middle eastern man

34. What do you do when vending machines steal your money?
My attorney advises me not to answer

35. Do you consider yourself kind?
Sometimes

36. If you had to get a tattoo, where would it be?
On my forearm

37. If you could be fluent in any other language, what would it be?
Chinese

38. Would you move for the person you loved?
Did that

39. Are you touchy feely?
To some women

40. What's your life motto?
Fuck'em

41. Name three things that you have on you at all times?
Out in public: Watch, big turquoise ring, underwear

42. What's your favorite town/city?
Tucson

43. What was the last thing you paid for with cash?
Two McDonalds apple pies and a milk

44. When was the last time you wrote a letter to someone on paper and mailed it?
Last week. Many of you should be getting one soon

45. Can you change the oil on a car?
Yep

46. Your first love: what is the last thing you heard about him/her?
Nothing

47. How far back do you know about your ancestry?
Back to the Mexican revolution. Two of my great great uncles fought with Zapata

48. The last time you dressed fancy, what did you wear and why did you dress fancy?
A suit last Christmas because I went to church

49. Does anything hurt on your body right now?
My left heel

50. Have you been burned by love?
Yep, but I got even. I make more than the man she had to marry