Tuesday, October 17, 2006

Tidbits from Zona Boy's street survival guide.

Brain devouring zombies don't cast shadows.

Women carrying small dogs have a leash and a pet name for you too and are to be avoided.

Tin foil on the windows only encourages them.

Natural selection means that you push the old people and the young children out of the way.

Never be caught without an ample supply of liquor and ammunition.

Word Zona, word.
I'm totally down with that last one -- at least the part about not running out of liquor.
Yes-- social darwinsim means you should stomp on children's feet whenever you get the opportunity to do so.
I gotta cope rather than not though.
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