Monday, September 18, 2006
An elderly couple, Camilla and Charles, are holidaying in Texas. Charles always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots.
Seeing some for sale, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel.
He walks into the room and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Camilla looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Camilla looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, CAMILLA?"
"Nope". She replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Camilla replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda bought a hat."
Seeing some for sale, he buys them, wears them back to the hotel.
He walks into the room and says to his wife: "Notice anything different about me?"
Camilla looks him over, "Nope."
Frustrated Charles storms off into the bathroom, undresses, and walks back into the room completely naked except for the boots.
Again, he asks, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"
Camilla looks up and says, "Charles, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it will be hanging down again tomorrow."
Furious, Charles yells, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT IS HANGING DOWN, CAMILLA?"
"Nope". She replies.
"IT'S HANGING DOWN BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!!"
To which Camilla replies, "Shoulda bought a hat, Charles. Shoulda bought a hat."
// posted by sinner @ 12:05 PM 
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