Zona

PORN!!

I came across two things today that were sexual in nature. One was a guy destined for fame and fortune if he plays his cards right. The other was just a fool.

First the fool. This guy had on a PINK t-shirt that said.

JUST
DO
ME

To the right of these big words were smaller words.

Poke me
Ride me
Bone me
Mount me

and others. In short, this shirt was meant for a FEMALE but dumbass didn't know that until after I asked him, "dude, you really want somebody to bone you"? Hell, maybe he still DOESN'T know.

Now the possible legend.

True name. As per his birth certificate.

Richard Stang.

Dick Stang. Now who wouldn't want THAT name???

I wish I could've pointed him in the direction of t-shirt boy.