Friday, July 14, 2006
Weekend sound bites (because SOMEBODY has to blog)
A 57 year-old tourist came through wearing a Victoria Gay Pride t shirt. The thing is that he was not gay. He was with wife and two kids. I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. He was a naive idiot plain and simple. The t shirt was a square of rainbow colors with a maple leaf cut out. I chuckled a lot.
Today (7/15) is my sister's birthday. She's the same age as me for the next 13 days. People used to bug us about being twins when we were kids.
I saw a bit on the news where Florida wildlife officials are catching people feeding wild alligators. It is illegal to feed them because they then lose their natural fear of humans and then humans become a new fun food source. I suggested out loud that wildlife officials should sneak up behind idiots feeding gators and give them a good shove towards the hungry animal. Problem solved.
The New York doctor who blew his own building up in a bizarre suicide attempt has died in the hospital. There is speculation that he blew his house up so his wife would not get proceeds from the sale of the building/home in the divorce. Realty people have now speculated that the lot the house sat on is MORE valuable WITHOUT the building. Seems the doctor did his widow/soon to be ex-wife TWO favors.
A 57 year-old tourist came through wearing a Victoria Gay Pride t shirt. The thing is that he was not gay. He was with wife and two kids. I know what you're thinking and you're wrong. He was a naive idiot plain and simple. The t shirt was a square of rainbow colors with a maple leaf cut out. I chuckled a lot.
Today (7/15) is my sister's birthday. She's the same age as me for the next 13 days. People used to bug us about being twins when we were kids.
I saw a bit on the news where Florida wildlife officials are catching people feeding wild alligators. It is illegal to feed them because they then lose their natural fear of humans and then humans become a new fun food source. I suggested out loud that wildlife officials should sneak up behind idiots feeding gators and give them a good shove towards the hungry animal. Problem solved.
The New York doctor who blew his own building up in a bizarre suicide attempt has died in the hospital. There is speculation that he blew his house up so his wife would not get proceeds from the sale of the building/home in the divorce. Realty people have now speculated that the lot the house sat on is MORE valuable WITHOUT the building. Seems the doctor did his widow/soon to be ex-wife TWO favors.
// posted by sinner @ 8:22 PM 
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he he, tourists... sounds like people who come through here. I ran into many tourists today... downtown is FULL of them.
only if you were flying from Vancouver to the U.S.
but if you came to MY town I BETTER be a little more involved in your visit that that.
but if you came to MY town I BETTER be a little more involved in your visit that that.
maybe he is gay and his wife is ignorant??? He is trying to come out!!!! Help the poor soul!
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