Zona

Hello, my name is Baron.

Donald Trump is a father again and they decided to balance out the fact that the kid is eternally wealthy by naming him Baron. I mean after all, every kid needs SOME grief in his life.

Never mind that his father will be married to his 7th wife by the time the kid is 20. I mean with a wallet that size and "how would you like to ride to the top of the 'trump tower'" as a pick up line working on every eastern European model.....

I don't think the kid will have trouble in school with that name. His staff of bodyguards might, but not him. Maybe Baron and his rival, a kid named Sheik will hire teams of ultimate fighters to do the dirty work for them.

I'm sure that more children will be forthcoming in this relationship so here's Zona Boy's list of names for the future offspring.

Duke
General
President
Emperor
King
Most (of course with this one the middle name must be, Exalted)