Zona

So there we were, the three amigos, on the road on business and one of is is a single man who likes to bust our nuts all the time because we're married and even though we're on the road we wear our wedding rings because as I tell him "my life is already complicated enough". This guy is a good looking man and lucky with the ladies and LOVES to brag about it.

So there we are in a restaurant/bar on our fourth or fifth night. Me and the other married amigo are at the bar and single amigo is at a table having dinner with a very very nice looking woman. So I call a waiter over and I have a twenty in my hand and this is what happens.

They finish dinner and the table becomes surrounded by waiters and one has a small cake with a sparkler going and everybody breaks into a vigorous version of "happy birthday". Single amigo just doesn't quite know what to do and it shows.

Now what happened next was completely unplanned. One of the waiters told him that his wife called me and asked me to set it all up. (that had been my story but a DIFFERENT waiter) He thought the woman was single amigo's wife! Now the woman thinks single amigo is MARRIED!!

Thank god this wasn't a violent woman. She just got up and walked out. About half of the waiters figured it out and they soon ALL scurried away from the "fresh crime scene". Single amigo came over to the bar and we were laughing so hard that he started laughing and all the staff was let in on the joke and we got hammered and the manager refused to let us pay the bar tab.

Ah those were the days. ;)