Monday, December 12, 2005



I saw a commercial that said 40 was the new 30 so I decided to head downtown to the bar scene.

I see a table of 25 year-oldish girls laughing and seemingly having a good time so I send them a round of drinks. AMAZING!! They all get up with their glasses and head in my direction all smiling and sexy like. God I love the television I'm thinking.

Seconds later I'm flicking a drink garnish out of my lap and wondering where I can go to get these stains out of my shirt and shower this liquor out of my hair. The bartender is laughing so I grab all my change off the bar.

So much for your tip dickhead.


// posted by sinner @ 9:16 PM
Comments:
Did you seriously do that!?!??
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 2:01 PM
 
I was about to ask the same thing!
# posted by Blogger JaG : 2:40 PM
 
Eff those girls, they obviously have no taste...and attitude problems. :)
# posted by Blogger Robin Alexa : 4:59 PM
 
Actually they all gave me their numbers so now I'll never be out of pizza, taxis or suicide hotlines.
# posted by Blogger sinner : 7:37 PM
 
Are you telling me Tv lied to you?

Man. Who can I trust now?
# posted by Blogger David Oppegaard : 11:07 PM
 
Zona Boy, these girls were awful. By the way how DO you take alcohol stains out?
# posted by Blogger x : 1:01 AM
 
Bourbon takes them right out chloe
# posted by Blogger sinner : 5:13 AM
 
That is terrible, Zona Boy. I'd have drank the drink first, and just thrown the ice at you.

Just kidding.

Bummer, huh?
# posted by Blogger Voix : 2:25 PM
 
You should have had your pea-shooter at the ready just incase your efforts backfired --as they did. Always have a plan B.
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 4:25 PM
 
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