Zona

How much am a freak am I?

I'm blogging through the weekend when most of you are relaxing or seeking real activities.

I get my coca cola at the same food court place in the airport everyday because theirs tastes best and it bothers me when they don't put just the right amount of ice in the cup BEFORE putting the coke in.

I go to Tim Horton's just about every day at work and I am currently on my "winter menu" which is a large hot chocolate and a chocolate dip donut. My "summer menu" is a blueberry muffin and a milk.

I kiss my wife when I leave and when I get home from anywhere except for when I leave in the morning because she's still asleep. We kiss a lot but I will not drink out of the same glass as her. Or anybody for that matter.

I cross myself but I'm not catholic.

I greet monks with my palms together but I'm not Buddhist.

I give people the finger but I don't want to fuck them.

I greet many women with "hello kid" and many men with "hey hoss". Men are mostly confused but every woman except for one has felt complimented. She needs to grow up.

I NEVER take the top newspaper or magazine.

I have yet to see a Victoria's Secret catalogue picture that turns me on but no woman believes that when I tell them. Now the GUESS photos. That's another story. Playboy pictures are too cliche' but hey, naked women, Ya gotta like that.