Zona

So I show up at work today in my underwear.....

then the alarm goes off so I get up and complain to nobody that I don't feel so hot. I shower and go downstairs to watch some news and some sports and some Six Feet Under. I open a can of coke because I have a sore throat. Out the door at 4:20 and I just have the car door open when I see my wife standing in the open front door holding up my pants.

"Don't you want these?"

The alarm goes off so I get up and complain to nobody that I don't feel so hot. I shower and go downstairs to watch some news and some sports and some Six Feet Under. I open a can of coke because I have a sore throat. Out the door at 4:20 and flying down the road when a cop shows up outta nowhere and hits me with the light show. I pull over.

"License, registration and.....sir, why are you driving dressed only in your underwear?"

The alarm goes off so I get up and complain to nobody that I don't feel so hot. I shower and go downstairs to watch some news and some sports and some Six Feet Under. I open a can of coke because I have a sore throat. Out the door at 4:20 and flying down the road. I get to the airport parking lot and pull into a stall next to the car of a friend. I notice that she is in the back seat of her car. I see clothes flying around. She sees me. She's changing clothes because she's coming to work straight from a night out.

"What are YOU looking at?"

"DUH! You have to change the bra too?"

"Yeah dumbass it's RED and we wear WHITE blouses. Remember?"

"That's right. Who's honking their damned horn like that?"

"It's not a horn dumbass. It's your ALARM!"

The alarm goes off so I get up and complain to nobody that I don't feel so hot. I shower and go downstairs to watch some news and some sports and some Six Feet Under. I open a can of coke because I have a sore throat. Out the door at 4:20 and flying down the road. I get to work fully dressed and everybody else is fully dressed and I get to deal with that broad I mention in the post below this post. The good news is since I don't feel so hot I take half the day off sick.