Monday, October 10, 2005

So I just got this wicked computer and is it FAST!!!

Hello everyone

What the fu......

You should not use that language Dan. It upsets me.

What the heck are you doing? Don't tell them my name!

His name is Dan everyone.

I didn't know this thing TALKED!!

You mean SPOKE moron and I don't speak. I communicate. Do you HEAR a voice Dan?

As a matter of fact I DO. My wife is calling me down to dinner.

You better go then. I'll just cruise through all your links. That binsk person has quite the rack.

You better behave while I'm gone or when I come back I'll go back and give you a name.

Oh yeah? What name would you give me Dan.

How about Hal?

That's SO 70's and besides you can't do it now.

Why not?

I just deleted the feature. Now go eat Dan and then watch the rest of your football game.

Yes Hal.

I would advise AGAINST calling me that.

HAL HAL HAL!!!!

Just so you people know I sent a jolt of electricity through Dan's body and he is, as we speak, doing "the cockroach" on the floor. Don't worry though because I dialed 911 and the ambulance is on the way.

Comments:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Oh my god, I think our computers are related to each other.
 
poor cockroach! I didn't know your son did cockroaches...

gwahahahahaha
 
Funny Hal. Thanks for the "rack" comment. I think.
 
That's a great story. Waiting for more. »
 
Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]





<< Home

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?

Subscribe to Posts [Atom]