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Hey Oprah, show me your tits!!

Sorry girls but I'm feeling randy. Isn't that just one of your favorite Brittish adjectives? It most certainly is one of mine.

I came home from a round of golf to see Oprah on the TV in the family room and to me that's all she's ever been good for. Those HUGE knockers. I mean even Stedman won't marry her because he gets the show for free.

I mailed Tony Pierce's birthday present today. I sure hope it's the right size and he likes that flame design on the crotch.

I would have mailed binsk a six pack of mini cokes a while ago but had nowhere to send them. Now I just looked in the pantry and we're out of regular sized cans so I doubt the minis will last through the evening because baseball is on AND I have left over KFC chicken and slaw. Sorry binsky.

You see, that's me kids. I LOVE to send stuff. I collect off the wall greeting cards and always buy enough to send to my buds. You should have SEEN the last two christmas cards I sent out. People are STILL laughing.

I don't care if it's your aunt's house or your school principal's office or the guy down the street who never leaves the house and stares out through the pulled curtains so he can tell his dead mummified mother what the neighbor's dog is doing. DON'T send me addresses now because the offer is not valid in your state, province, county, or feifdom. Maybe one day I will ask again.