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CONGRATULATIONS CANADA!!!

You have a new Governor-General. For those of you who are not aware the Queen of England is the official head of state in Canada. It is not the Prime Minister it is the Queen. GOD SAVE THE QUEEN. That's why Dizzy Lizzy is all over their money. That's why all of their military units are named after people in the royal family. That's why it's The Court of Queen's bench in Canada where in the U.S. it's the people versus.....

Ask a Canadian what the Governor-General does and you'll get two answers. Some Canadians will tell you that she's the person who pisses away millions of dollars traveling with a large group of kiss-asses to countries throughout the realm. Some will tell you the she's the beloved Queen's representative in Canada and God bless her because it's only money so let's hoist our cups to her.

Canadians love to diss Americans but now you, my fellow yanks know what to say when one gets going. Just ask, "why is the Queen of England on your money and what's with this Governor-General thing"? Stops'em dead every time. If somebody important in Canada or the press brings up ending this silliness of the Queen being the OFFICIAL HEAD OF STATE in Canada the royal shit hits the fan and the swords are drawn in anger by the royalists. Calls of treason go out and the fleet sails to quash the rebellion.